What?
Today's web is crazy. Open ID is a pipe dream. Every direction you turn you're forced to create yet
another account. Most of the time it's for one of those throw-away web startups created 10 times a
day, but occasionaly it's worth the effort. It might be to purchase some fancy threads, order a
pizza or see how fat the Cool Kids from high school have become. When it's that important, you
can't afford to drop the ball. With a useless account you can practice without fear. So when it
comes to the crunch, you're ready! Sign up now!
5 Resons You Want One
- A Useless Account allows you unlimited account editing! You're bound to use
it at least once!
- You're addicted to signing up to account-requiring websites the moment they're
released just so no one else takes your usual username.
- Get the hot blooded rush of waiting to see if submitting your email address lands
you offers of $uper D!$c0unt Ci@li$ (it won't)
- Upgrade your account creating ability to +20.
- Impress your friends with your ability to tab through form fields and arrow through
saved field values!
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